Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
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Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
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They also submitted to my demands for pizza
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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