The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
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he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
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If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
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