i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
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