Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
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I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
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I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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