We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
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Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
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Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I'm both gender and math confused
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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