We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
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You took a bar mat shot.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
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That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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