I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
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Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
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It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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