You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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