Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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