And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
