would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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