Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
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shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
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Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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