he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
God, I missed his penis.
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