do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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