I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Randomize
