my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
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