Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
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She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I got inside last night via doggy door
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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