Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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