Don't you send me to vm
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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