I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
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So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
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Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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