"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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