Bisexual people are plain selfish.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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