We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
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Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
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One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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