sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
he fucked my hip out of place.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
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I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
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You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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