Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
