That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
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I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
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FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Don't tell me you're on acid again
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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