real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
There r osticjed everywhere
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
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