She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
