Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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