you're like a bully in the Christmas story
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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