i just google imaged poop.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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