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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
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You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
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Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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