Bisexual people are plain selfish.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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