I love black thongs
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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