Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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