Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
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Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
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I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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