Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
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