Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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