At least make sure they are 18
Why
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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