Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
