Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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