week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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