Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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