oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
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you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
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Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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