Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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