Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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