**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
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she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
There r osticjed everywhere
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
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Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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