Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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