They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
In other news, I just burned my penis
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
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