So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
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just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
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Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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