So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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