Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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