im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
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