I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Let's paint friendship bongs
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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