so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
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Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
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I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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