All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
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You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
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I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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