About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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